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Goddamn teachers, never appreciating what I do, never looking me in the eye, and the children, just

as bad, cleaning up their mess, throwing food just to spite me, chanting, “Mister Frye, the janitor guy,

Mister Frye with the lazy eye,” and smiling, mopping, I just say, “Now children, you must never throw

your trash in the side garden,” and they do it anyway, but would they if they knew it’s been me all along,

when they sing, “Mister Frye, the toilet doesn’t work, we can’t flush, you stupid jerk,” years and years

I’ve stopped the water, stealing all their turds, carrying them inside my pockets, planting them in soil,

tending my garden, growing it green and beautiful, something no one can take from me, those shitty

fucking brats, forty fucking years, and now that tree is more than strong enough, and will they close the

school, what will happen when they find me hanging from the bough, will the kids sing if I can’t hear

them, “Mister Frye, dead and blue, Mister Frye, his pockets full of poo”?

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from Stranger, released December 9, 2014

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Cretin San Jose, California

Formed in 1992 by guitarist and vocalist, Marissa Martinez, and bassist, Matt Widener, Cretin was the Santa Cruz Mountains' answer to the wave of death metal and grind that was infesting the scene. They spent two years with a multitude of different drummers and ultimately put the band on hold to focus on other things. ... more

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